SGEM Week

Dear Children,

It's the Speak Good English Movement (SGEM) week!

Have fun with Word Play in English!

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
He said I was average - but he was just being mean.
When the electricity went off during a storm at a school the students were de-lighted.
He wears glasses during math because it improves di-vision.
What did the triangle say to the circle? You're so pointless.
We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
Skipping school to bungee jump will get you suspended.
Studying fungus is a way to mold young minds.
Eating too many snacks when studying for a test is called cramming.
His qualifications as a math teacher didn't add up.
I met a math professor who has 12 children - she really knows how to multiply.
When you use glue in class it paste to be careful.
He dressed poorly in grade eight. The next year he dressed to the nines.
The sign language teacher was very good with her hands.
English teachers can keep a class Spell bound.

http://idiocrasiesoflanguages.blogspot.com/2007/10/more-jokes.html